hi! i’m clark. i turn trends into tone and products into personality, and i never start sentences with sexy, alliterative metaphors. whether it's wellness, fashion, ecomm, or events, i write with clarity, creativity, and edge.

"do not use semicolons… all they do is show you've been to college." - kurt vonnegut -

"do not use semicolons… all they do is show you've been to college." - kurt vonnegut -

work

aroma360

A woman in blue workout clothing performing a dance pose against a clear blue sky, with text promoting Zumba wear and nostalgia.

zumba

Close-up of a white Puma sneaker with a brown heel tab, resting on grass outdoors.

puma golf

Close-up side profile of a woman with light skin and blue eyes, wrapped in multiple colorful scarves including red, beige, black, and blue, covering her neck and lower face

stein mart

Three Bug Bite Thang insect bite and sting suction tools in different colors with a metal scraper tool in front.

bug bite thing

Magazine cover with large bold black text 'FOLIO WEEKLY' and the subtitle 'Entertaining You Since 1987', featuring a brick wall with artwork below.

arts & entertainment

Blue background with a grid of hexagons and the letters h, p, and & in a stylized logo.

agency

Woman on the beach wearing sunglasses, floral off-shoulder dress, and large earrings, holding a straw bag.

venus fashion

…and other fun stuff